Okay, so as if hearing the Brownie Hounds (if you don’t know who they are, look at my last post) practically EVERY night isn’t torture enough, I am forced to hang out with strange people aka the roadies (who, by the way aided Eric in my kidnapping) and yes this does include Eric. Okay, granted, they are cool…ish. And not stuck up. Just they’re really, really….guyish? I dunno how to describe it.
Oh wait, yes I do…gross.
It’s like no one here has manners. No, it’s not nice to fart and then lock people up in a stupid little coach with no functioning windows. No, it’s not nice to use up all the toilet paper, and leave people stranded when they have just done a number two. No, it’s not nice to flash your hairy arse to practically the only girl on the tour crew. And no, I do not want to know what you got up to last night with Vicky. Or Allison, or May or even Susie.
Boys.
And you wonder why none of them have girlfriends. It’s a no brainer. Really.
So, Auds, Nat, I said that I’d give you the goss on the groupies. Think of loads of eyeliner, double it, inches of caked on foundation and straightened to death hair. Now, don’t get me wrong, some of these girls are pretty and some are pretty desperate. And well, they’re only guys. I mean, people throwing themselves at you is most definitely hard to refuse.
Even Eric *shudder* gets his share. Even thinking that makes me feel queasy.
So from Cardiff…with nausea, lots of love,
Tashie
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I WILL NOT EMAIL YOU ANY PHOTOS OF THE BROWNIE HOUNDS. I have decided I am allergic.
Full stop.
k?
nats says...that you suck. and that the bh are hot, not amtter what you say. nat also says that tash is a spoiler of good fun, and that it serves you right, see karma is a cow!
- guess who?
TASHHHHHHHHH! Even eric? eric?
ewwwwwwww!
that's disgusting. Nats is right. You suck on the photo front (lol!) and you do derserve it.
Karma out!
Auds
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