- Make up a fake vampire boyfriend, because it’s funny. In my defence, it sure seemed funny at one o clock in the AM (yes Nats, I know you’re appalled, but let’s face I really don’t need beauty sleep)
- I will also never stalk a famous chef. Even if guys who cook are total catches. Now, a famous vampire (twilight – Edward) shall be a different matter. Robert Pattinson was Cedric. And you guys did always say I should be a Hufflepuff.
- Drink red bull and vodka. It’s lethal.
- Drink ‘surprise’ drinks or eat ‘surprise’ food. They’re not so much surprises as nasty. Nasty, nasty, nasty. I shudder.
- Procrastinate. All nighters are evil, and after that vodka and red bull incident, I’m off red bull (and i hate coke), so all nighters on just coffee is NOT nice. Also, it wreaks havoc with my sleeping pattern, so now it’s all screwed up!
As from this moment on, I solemenly swear to not do any of the above, excluding times of desperateness (see, I really am sleep deprived. I don’t even think I’m making any sense)
Audrey (in a state of zombiness)
3 comments:
You my dear, are just as strange as ever!
Nats
WTF??? Tash
Nats, I hate you. I googled a certain Robert Pattinson and...drool! Never mind, I'm sure I'll move on, by like next week, so you'll only have to share for seven days.
xoxo nats
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