So, this is the time to make all our good intentions’ for the New Year. And then break them.
Auds…
Only joking! Just cos we’re older, doesn’t mean we’re wiser :P
So instead of doing something boring, like posting my resolution – which I probably should, because you know I’ll forget them, I thought I’d do something cool like predictions for the New Year.
So here we go: -
- FAT – will be big. Heh heh. Yes, I’m talking about the obesity ‘epidemic’. What with that documentary on the half a ton woman, and all this stuff on the news, fat seems to be big news. Of course that will also mean that we’ll see a rise in other things like bulimia and anorexia.
- BABIES – what with all these celebs being up the duff, watch out people, we’re about to be bombarded by ugly (but still prettier than normal – they are form pretty parents) babies, left right and centre. Prepare to defend yourself as you walk by your local news stand from gurgling, crying, pooing brats.
- FAME, FORTUNE AND SOEMTHING ELSE BEGINNING WITH AN F – someone will finally recognize Auds hotness and so unleash her on the catwalk. Or on screen, or on our TV, or something. And she’ll be super famous. And remember poor little Tash and me. And buy us that coffee she promised a week ago. Right Tash?
Ok, so I got bored of the prediction thing on the third one. See Auds, that is what alcohol does…kills your brain cells (not to mention your liver). Last time I ever go out with you. Tash, you quite recovered from the fireworks? For those of you who didn’t see the fireworks in central - Oh. My. God. It’s a wonder we can still hear or even see. It was an explosive start. Now, let’s hope the rest of the year is just as thrilling.
Nattie xxx
