Meet us! (you know you want to...)

So….Christmas.

Excited? Hell yeah! Me and the girls (who say hi bye the way) have decided to set up this blog as sort of…this is what is going on in our lives. A sort of early new year’s resolution if you will. You’re probably wondering why this blog is just randomly called Breakfast at two. Well, it’s a long story –

Auds: No its not.

Stop laughing Tash. Okay, so it’s called breakfast at two, because we were having a sleepover (no, we’re eighteen. Eighteen is not too old for sleepover. Eighty maybe, but not eighteen.) and then our dear Tash…

Auds: Darling, darling Tash.

…decides she wants breakfast at two. In the morning Of course, here in London, well in our area anyway, the only place open is this really dinky

Tash: That translates to grotty

…DINKY, chicken place. Thanks god they serve coffee though. Halfway decent lukewarm coffee. And in our semi sober state (two of us are uni gals, what did you expect?) the idea of this blog was born.

Taaa dahhh!

Let me introduce us: -

Hi, I’m Nattie, NEVER call me Nathalie. Unless under…no wait, no never. I’m too young nto to have a nickname – lol! I’m by far the most sensible out of the three of us (Yes, Auds and Tash, I am) and I’m currently in uni (first year, yeah baby!). I’ll be the one you see most often, as I (unlike the other two) don’t have a life. And I don’t really plan on getting one for the next five years.

Aud: See, that’s what happens when you decide to be all smart on us. Dr Schmuchter.

Shut up! Aud, as you can see has a horrific vocabulary.

Aud: I do not!

Denial, darling, denial.

Tash: Is not just a river.

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Okay! Say it with me. LAME!!

Tash: It was funny!

Sure. Anyway, as I was saying (before Auds decided to but in) I’ll probably be the main girl you see around, what with Tash being our workaholic and Auds being our party girl (Auds, come on, alcohol and keyboards are not a good mix). Okay, okay, I’ll stop hogging the keyboard, here’s Auds…

Girl, awesome, hot, supercool, will do anything…once (or maybe more if you’re a hot guy…and lucky.)

Nattie: You can’t type that!

Just did. Haha! So yeah, I’m Auds. I love parties, I won’t lie about that. if there’s booze a flowin’ I’m a knocking. Or erm, something to that effect. Uh, I don’t really have much to say, ‘cept this is going to be the most awesome blog ever - u just watch! So yeah, here’s darling Tash …

Heya guys! What’s up?

Rad.

I’m not really a workaholic, its just I’m the only one of us to be a working girl. Yah, yah I know…I’m getting old. I just didn’t fancy the whole three years and doing some lame ass degree and just decided to get on with it. And so here I am. Eighteen and a career girl. Well, nearly. My dad has some internet website shop and I just help out with stuff. It’s cool. I guess I’m the little artisty-gal of our group. Ha! Yeah I’m kind into all these bands, and I lub lub music. A lot. All my paychecks are invested in Virgin Megastores. Nat jokes that we should all buy shares in it every time I walk out with a couple of CDs.

Nattie: A couple? Try like half a dozen…a week! Not including the ones that line her bedroom wall.

I don’t have that many.

Nattie and Auds: *snorts*

Okay, so maybe I have a few more than your average person, but come on, Auds…what about you and your make up? (Auds looks very guilty by the way) And Nat, your…wait, I’ll think of something….damn, don’t you just hate it when you draw blanks? What? Oh yeah, Nat is banging on about how we should just f*cking tell you what this blog is about. Okay, maybe not in those exact words. We’re eighteen Nattie, chill. Besides, whose’ going to read this blog anyway besides us? So yah.sdfjbgbh gbjhg bvf..g jer g.gf

Sorry about that. Hi, Nattie here again. I’ve commandeered the keyboard seeing as Tash (who is giving me dirty, dirty looks. Take that!) is not being child friendly. No, I will not delete it Tash. I’ll censor it. Where were we? Oh yeah, the point of this blog is to keep in touch. We’re all very busy girls, and yeah, this is a kind of way for us to communicate, seeing as we’re always up and around, emails and phones don’t always cut it. Besides, this way is mucho cool. So if by any chance you happen to stumble across this leave us a note.

Byeeeee, see ya soon.
Auds: Mwah! Mucho love.
Tash: Later!